I had to go into Big Sister Lecture Mode yesterday.
My little sister (who’s 18) tried to tell me that the internet is offensive naturally and that jokes about rape and child abuse are okay because “they’re just jokes”.
It’s almost freaky how much my 19 year old self is to her. I thought EXACTLY like her at her age. And then i realized that people have a right not to be offended.
*sighs* but in true teenager form, I get instead “Don’t lecture me!” And treated like i don’t know anything.
Am i really sure i want kids? Lol
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years
There’s only two kids in the house and Daddy still calls my sister by my name and me by my sister’s name.
I thought my real dad calling me by my mother’s (his ex-wife) name was bad, but damn. A DEAD CAT? REALLY?